Parenting

Yesterday was a important day for me. My nephew placed his tiny steps into the world. It was a mixture of happiness and anxiety. Anxiety for the mother's well being and pain she was enduring to bring this baby into the world.

Today i am adding a new page to my blog for all the mom's, dad's, and their babies. Parenting is a difficult path but their is so much love you forget all the hitches at the end. Your baby's milestones will make you proud and and take you through a experience of its own, inspiring new ideas. Babies are irritating as they can't express their wants and cry all the time. By the time you decipher what they want all your work are piled up. But at the end of the day when they are sleeping, you will have a final urge to kiss or cuddle they (not to say it might wake them). Each baby has its own way, which creates his/her uniqueness as he/she grows. Each parent has his own way of teaching, there is no fixed way of dealing with a kid.

Here is something to cheer up all the parents. Have a lovely day.

Kids Are Quick 
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. 
MARIA: Here it is. 
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with " I "
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's ... Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher